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Robin Hood! That's my name, don't wear it out.

Collecting for the teacher's benevolent fund.

'Young Locksley was robbed of title and home. Leaving only forest in which to roam.

His heart to a noble young lady belonged.'

 

I have a cunning plan to rid myself of Robin Hood once and for all.

Shut up or I'll have you all in the stocks. I'll destroy the forest tree by tree.

Have you heard the one about the fair lion tamer?

Take him away that was criminal.

 

What are we going to do?

I thought Simon was the pie man.

I'm going to Join Robin Hood. The password's ..........

Far from the town, tucked away in the green is Robin Hood's band faithful, honest and keen.

Robin!! What is he like?

The village folk are hungry, the village are sad.

They need some decent fryers.

That Tuck went and joined Robin Hood.

Have a chicken leg. No thanks they're foul.

He loves me? He loves me not? He loves me.

Welcome brothers, how kind of you to bring us a picnic.

Allow us to help you out of those bad habits.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! A prize for the winner to kiss the hand of the fair lady Marion.

Pesky peasants they're still protecting that criminal hood.

Now time for plan B

My name is Robin of Locksley and they call me Robin Hood.

Keep hold of all carrier pigeons.

Bring on the contestants.

Bob Bullseye Baxter from Buxton. A little wide of the mark...

Jeff the archer. Is there a doctor in the house?

The Sherwood Sureshot.

One hindred and eighty.

Robin Hood! Seize him.

A sad sight to see her heart break.

Marion it's me Friar Tuck.

As the real winner of the tournament today I think I should kiss your hand.

No I'm Rich. Richard the Lionheart